ESSENTIAL guide for children to help their parents cope with the stress of coronavirus:
* Tell Mum & Dad that they will grow out of their toilet paper “thing” (which we don’t talk about)
* Explain that the sharemarket is like St Kilda footy club – it keeps getting pounded but always bounces back
* The family – including the dog and cat – can eat only so much rice and pasta so stop hoarding it
* Make up a family song about how good the NEXT holiday will be
* A parent’s hand must be no closer than 1.5m to your backside AT ALL TIMES

Norwegian Cruise Lines, one of the world’s Big 3 cruise lines, has put public health ahead of immediate profit and suspended all cruises by its 28 ships until April 11 as the coronavirus pandemic brings a global pause in tourism.

NCL, which includes Oceania and Regent Seven Seas cruise lines, has also introduced a new cancellation policy – see Cruising into the Future https://haxtrax.com/ – to encourage future bookings during the coronavirus pandemic.

Princess Cruises – which is owned by the World’s biggest cruise company, Carnival – recently put all of its cruises on temporary hold for two months because of the pandemic.

More: http://www.ncl.com