Bangers & Mash Roll, at 7/Eleven. It’s just a thick sausage roll with a smear of rehydrated potato under the pastry. Beef 21%, potato 5%. The rest, u know what. Add tomato sauce for nutrition. Hey, it fills a hole, for just $4. Serve with a chilled Gaviscon…
Oooh yeah. Sarsaparilla root, licorice root, molasses and vanilla beans: a serious soft drink for serious grown-ups. $4. (All bulldust aside, I’ve been hanging out for a good old sarsaparilla for yonks…)
Huh? Low-carb potatoes? 25% fewer carbs? Are they hollow inside? I bet it’s cos they are only three-quarter size spuds…
Bread discrimination! Why does brown bread cost almost twice as much as white bread? Surely it costs more to process white bread. It’s bias against us healthier eaters. I bet Jesus gave out wholemeal loaves on the Mount…
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