TAKING MEAT-AND-RICE TO A NEW LEVEL

Lunch is courtesy of Hak Mithona: a Khmer-style charcuturie of sun dried fishes, beef and Siem Reap pork sausage, served with rice and Cambodian green tamarind paste. The large green vegetable is sngo mareash (bitter melon stuffed with pork mince in soup). It has just a hint of bitterness. I can’t resist: I also add a good dash of Kampot pepper/lime sauce… Angkor Mithona Guesthouse, Phnom Penh 

1.2.6. – GRAB YOUR CHOPSTICKS

In Asia I don’t normally send back food when served the wrong item; I take it as fate inviting me to try something different. But today when I asked for “No.106 seafood noodle soup” and got “No.105 meat organs” (ie offal), I had to act. It was the gristle ball that looked like a burst testicle. Cook and waitress were cranky but it was a good decision: the seafood was delicious. The bill, though, jumped from 10,000 riel to 13,000 riel (US$3.25), so they’ve charged me a “nuisance fee”. I got even – I made the waitress go and get change for a US$20 note. Haha. Oh, the little things that amuse me on my travels…

126 The Noodle Factory, Phnom Penh

I’M SUCH A LEMON…

Phnom Penh dispatches: Lunch with the local workers; sticky rice with a small bowl of bitter chicken soup (US$1.50). See that round thing in the soup? It’s a Cambodian pickled lime and astringently sour. Not smart to scoff it whole – knowledge I learned after the fact. I’m damaged goods for a little while…