The beast in all its glory: meet the Big Jack, the burger that’s giving McDonald’s so much indigestion. Maccas is suing Hungry Jacks, claiming the Big Jack is a fake Big Mac.

Taste test: Jack gives the Mac a run for its money with salt and fat content but I reckon it outperforms the Mac for sugar overkill; the “special sauce” seems much sweeter than Maccas’.

The buns are not the same. You can’t trademark lettuce, cheese and minced beef.

Judgment: McDonald’s don’t waste your money on lawyers, there are enough fat people to go around for both of you.